Todd Justice - Comedian (C)

Todd Justice
"Leave it alone, or make it worse?"


Registered on: 10/04/06
Location: McKinney, TX
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/ToddJustice

Biography:

Standup comedian from the great state of Texas who can be heard on both XM and Sirius Satellite Radio around the world. He has performed all over the US, Canada, Europe, Middle East, Asia, and has even appeared on "Family Feud"!
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We Need A Sample

Submitted: Jul 28, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Mars Lander had trouble today delivering a sample for analysis.

See there, it's not just me!

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A New Genre

Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

The 'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick.

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Nutcracker

Submitted: Oct 28, 2007
Category: News  

According to researchers at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York, peanut allergies cause 50 to 100 deaths per year. Someone ought to shut that place down.

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Have it your way

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: Weird  

LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.

"I knew something was weird ..." said an officer. "The more I ate, the hungrier I got."


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No more prison porn

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners.

One official made it very clear ... "If I can't see 'em, nobody sees 'em."


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What's in there?

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: News  

BLUEFIELD, W.Va. - The search for a leaky water pipe led to the recent discovery of a hidden room at the former West Virginian Hotel in Bluefield. Maintenance worker Dan Kirby was knocking down a wall looking for pipes two weeks ago when he found an entire room.

Let me repeat that ... HE KNOCKED DOWN A WALL LOOKING FOR PIPES.


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Up, Up and Away

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: News  

BERLIN -- A German entrepreneur wants to create a nostalgic smokers' haven above the clouds by starting a nicotine-friendly airline offering Cuban cigars, caviar and flight attendants in designer uniforms -- as well as smoking allowed in every seat.

You've got to be kidding me. Designer uniforms?


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1-900-See-Ya

Submitted: Oct 16, 2006
Category: News  

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Country singer Sara Evans alleges in divorce papers that her husband was verbally and emotionally abusive, and frequently watched pornography in their home. Her husband, 43 and currently unemployed, could not be reached for comment because they're still on dialup.

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Kerry in '08

Submitted: Oct 16, 2006
Category: News  

John Kerry said today that he deserves a second chance if he decides to take another crack at becoming the president. The president said he deserves another chance to give John Kerry a second crack.


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Wal-Mart broke labor laws

Submitted: Oct 13, 2006
Category: News  

Wal-Mart Stores, the world's biggest retailer, must pay at least $78.5 million for forcing employees to work through rest breaks and off the clock. Greeters around the nation were allowed to celebrate by pulling a double shift.

Lead plaintiff Dolores Hummel said she worked at a Sam's Club for 10 years to support her son, whom she claims refuses to move out.


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