A Los Angeles woman was arrested for harassing the Lakers' Luke Walton, proving that even stalkers have a third string. The woman should get off with no penalty, since it'd be pretty easy to plead insanity. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008

American gymnast Alicia Sacramone has said that having an Olympic medal is 'like getting a get out of jail free card.' Marion Jones might disagree. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008

The Dallas Cowboys lost again, this time to the Arizona Cardinals. Not only are the Cowboys no longer the best football team in the NFC East, they might not be the football team in Dallas. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008

Despite losing to UNC this weekend, Notre Dame football actually received a vote in the AP poll. We didn't realize Charlie Weis was allowed to vote in the AP poll. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Sun, 12 Oct 2008

The Cleveland Cavaliers have released center Lance Allred, the first legally deaf player in the NBA. Allred will probably be the last to hear the news.
  [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

A judge has moved Travis Henry's cocaine-trafficking trial to Montana. It's believed to be the first time the words 'Montana' and 'traffic' have been used in the same sentence.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

Barry Bonds made a rare public appearance in San Francisco recently and said he is enjoying life away from baseball. That's quite a coincidence, since baseball is really enjoying life away from Barry Bonds.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

New York reliever Ambiorix Burgos has given himself up to police following a hit-and-run accident. Because if there's one thing a Mets reliever knows how to do, it's give up. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

Cubs reliever Carlos Marmol suffered minor injuries in a car accident early Tuesday in the Dominican Republic.  Just a few days after he was part of car wrecks in Chicago and Los Angeles. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

The NBA may expand its usage of instant replay.  And after further review, the Knicks will still stink.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Stephon Marbury has said that he would be happy to come off the bench. It's a surprising declaration considering while there, he'd have to watch the Knicks play.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted going into Madonna's Central Park West highrise. It's nice to hear that at least one Yankee is still active in October. Though it's A-Rod in October, so he probably struck out. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Michael Phelps was formally welcomed home to Baltimore with a massive parade. The procession was scheduled to last three hours but Phelps finished it in just 1 minute and 37 seconds. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Bulls forward Joakim Noah is out with an eye injury.  Noah turned to stone after looking at his own hair. [more]

Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

Mets manager Jerry Manuel said he and the team will have to evaluate where they failed.  And once they have the solution in the bag, he'll get the bullpen to screw it up.
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Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008