"I really should have studied more." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: bigfoot dna sal espana
Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008

Most Americans see nothing but similarities in the policies of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

But actually, there's a vas deferens between the two. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton politics election candidates sex
Added: Thu, 6 Mar 2008

Oh, there's my other hoop! [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Sports
Keywords: chinese acrobats hoop funny sports silly
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Ranger Rod's belief that bananas would lure Sparky the chimp to freedom proved futile. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: monkey hippo animals bananas ranger funny hungry
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Hiroki suddenly flashed back to that horrible Frogger incident of his youth. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: frogger video games traffic funny
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Ignoring potential health problems, even Darth Vader fell victim to adolescent peer pressure to look "cool." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: star wars darth vader smoking mystery sex
Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007

President Bush took Russian President Vladimir Putin on a boat ride near his Maine mansion to view the sights and to discuss various foreign policy issues.

Putin was particularly impressed with Bush's Potemkin-style missle defense system. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: bush putin missile defense potemkin russia president
Added: Mon, 2 Jul 2007

Five-year-old Susie really enjoyed her first acid trip. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: drugs acid children trip funny
Added: Sat, 9 Jun 2007

Bowing to pressure from President Bush, North Korea announced it will remove its nuclear missiles.

They'll be arriving in Japan in about 15 minutes. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: north korea kim jong il funny news japan missile bush
Added: Wed, 6 Jun 2007

Fortunately, Hamid's new therapist was a Freudian and cured him almost immediately. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: freud phallic sex hamid therapy funny silly laugh oedipus
Added: Mon, 21 May 2007

In a move widely seen as consolidating France's shift to the right, President Nicolas Sarkozy has signed legislation mandating all manual labor be done by illegal Mexican immigrants. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Political
Keywords: immigration illegal france sarkozy republican right wing politics
Added: Mon, 21 May 2007

When Teddy was finally returned, Guido knew he must submit to Jack Valenti's will. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: teddy jack valenti mafia kidnap funny weird strange threat
Added: Fri, 18 May 2007

"Pray tell, why are we turning onto Dealey Plaza?" [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: queen elizabeth dick cheney politics quotes funny kennedy assassination
Added: Mon, 7 May 2007

Don't ask. Don't tell. [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: Weird
Keywords: soldiers sex funny cliches gay political
Added: Mon, 7 May 2007

"You, Sir, are such an evil, f#@king liar." [more]

Author: Sal Espana
Category: News
Keywords: queen elizabeth dick cheney politics quotes funny
Added: Mon, 7 May 2007