Doug Chagnon Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DougChagnon http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/users/m/DougChagnon.jpg Doug Chagnon http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/DougChagnon The latest jokes from Doug Chagnon courtesy of DailyComedy.com Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Cameron Diaz Breaking]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12246 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12246/#comment Entertainment

"What Happens in Vegas" actress Cameron Diaz, who was left devastated by the death of her father Emilio last week, will take a year off from making movies. Tough news about the father. The rest is pretty awesome. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: cameron diaz
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12246 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:03:11 -0700 Cameron Diaz Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Hillary and Barack]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12244 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12244/#comment Political

The cover of Time this week morphs together the faces of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The cities of Cambridge, MA and San Francisco were said to have fainted. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Political
Keywords: hillary clinton barack obama
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12244 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:02:02 -0700 Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Huckabee and his Book]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12245 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12245/#comment Political

Two weeks after the next president is elected, Mike Huckabee will publish a book sharing details on his failed bid for the White House and offering his vision for remodeling the conservative movement. Step one is getting plastic surgery to look like John McCain. Step two is renaming yourself John McCain. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Political
Keywords: mike huckabee
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12245 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700 Mike Huckabee Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Mariah Carey on SNL]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11794 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11794/#comment Entertainment

"Saturday Night Live" has replaced a flu-ridden Janet Jackson with another diva: Mariah Carey. Carey, 37, will fill in for Jackson on the March 15 "SNL" telecast, NBC announced Wednesday. This helps maintain their 'one washed-up singer' quota. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mariah carey snl
Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11794 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:21:56 -0700 Mariah Carey SNL Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Four to a House]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11793 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11793/#comment News

The Boston Zoning Commission set a limit of four yesterday on the number of college students who can live together off campus, a far-reaching decision that could spur a citywide crackdown on crowded student housing. All part of a plan to stop Hispanics from going to college in Boston. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: boston colleges
Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11793 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:21:29 -0700 Boston colleges Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Vice President Reinstated]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11792 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11792/#comment News

An eighth-grade honors student who was suspended for a day, barred from attending an honors dinner and stripped of his title as class vice president after he was caught with contraband candy in school will get his student council post back, school officials said. The school district cited the long forgotted 'Marion Barry Law.' [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: suspension
Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11792 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:21:05 -0700 Suspension Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Watts' Boobies]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11795 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11795/#comment Entertainment

Naomi Watts had to breastfeed her seven-month-old son Alexander to keep him quiet on a 14-hour flight. Ever since, men have cried in her presence. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: naomi watts
Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11795 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700 Naomi Watts Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Jolie Pitt Wedding]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11753 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11753/#comment Entertainment

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to marry in an "intimate" ceremony this summer. It will come after their PR staffs are 'baffled' that every reporter in the country knew exactly which out-of-the-way island to be at on a certain date. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: angelina jolie brad pitt
Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11753 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:04:16 -0700 Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[No Janet on SNL]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11752 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11752/#comment Entertainment

Janet Jackson has dropped out of her upcoming "Saturday Night Live" performance because she has the flu, the singer's representative said Tuesday. NBC executives expect a ratings spike. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: janet jackson saturday night live
Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11752 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:03:49 -0700 Janet Jackson Saturday Night Live Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Obama's Blackness]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11751 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11751/#comment Political

Democratic Sen. Barack Obama assailed as "slice and dice" politics Geraldine Ferraro's assertion that he wouldn't be where he is in the presidential race if he weren't black. This coming one day after Obama won the Mississippi Democratic Primary, essentially, because he is black. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Political
Keywords: barak obama
Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11751 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:03:18 -0700 Barak Obama Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Casinos Struggling]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11750 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11750/#comment News

Slot machine revenues are off by more than 6 percent at Connecticut's casinos, Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun, in the five months ending Jan. 31, compared to a year ago. Racists. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: mohegan sun foxwoods
Added: Wed, 12 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11750 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:02:54 -0700 Mohegan Sun Foxwoods Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Swayze Fighting Cancer]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11687 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11687/#comment Entertainment

Patrick Swayze is being treated for pancreatic cancer but is doing well enough to continue working, his representative said Wednesday. Shocking news, that Swayze is still working. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: patrick swayze
Added: Fri, 7 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11687 Fri, 7 Mar 2008 08:08:31 -0700 Patrick Swayze Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Running in Heels]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11686 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11686/#comment News

Like a herd of antelope, jockeying and shoving for position, 150 young women raced down Amsterdam's most famed fashion street in stiletto heels Thursday, racing for a $15,000 prize. The race ended at a strip joint, where the contestants promptly went back to work. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: amsterdam heels race
Added: Fri, 7 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11686 Fri, 7 Mar 2008 08:08:06 -0700 Amsterdam Heels Race Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[Hey Lawyer, Get a Job]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11685 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11685/#comment News

A former lawyer convicted of stealing from clients has been told by a judge to get a job, even if it means shoveling snow off roofs. The lawyer then moved to Florida. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: lawyer job
Added: Fri, 7 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11685 Fri, 7 Mar 2008 08:07:38 -0700 lawyer, job Doug Chagnon
Doug Chagnon <![CDATA[No More Umbrellas]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11667 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11667/#comment Entertainment

Rihanna has insisted that all umbrellas be confiscated from fans, in case they injure themselves trying to copy the dance to her song "Umbrella." In a related story, Tool will stop playing 'Aenima' live. [more]


Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: rihanna tool
Added: Wed, 5 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11667 Wed, 5 Mar 2008 11:55:00 -0700 Rihanna Tool Doug Chagnon