Four years after disbanding, Phish has announced it is getting back together.  Sweet!  Get you some of that, insomnia! [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: music
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

The baseball playoffs start today.  Experts are busy predicting whether the Mets or the Yankees will tee off first.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Sports
Keywords: mets yankees
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

A new study shows that yawning can also be contagious in dogs.  Scientists learned this when they watched a group of dogs at a boring lab study about tired dogs.   [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: pets
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

According to a new study, 97 percent of young people in America say that they play video games.  It's actually 100 percent, but young people in America also have horrible math skills.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nintendo high school
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

Elizabeth Banks, who plays an adult film star in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" will portray Laura Bush in Oliver Stone's upcoming film about the President entitled "W".   The big difference . . . this money shot will instead be called a "bailout". [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: elizabeth banks oliver stone
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

Action figure versions of the Presidential candidates and their running mates are now being sold on the internet.  It's a crucial time for it too, since G.I. Joe is still deployed and the banks foreclosed on the Barbie Dream House. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: toys
Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008

Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch".  Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: ice cream
Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008

It was reported that during the GOP convention, to prevent Sarah Palin from pronouncing "nuclear" as "new-cu-lur," like President Bush does, the teleprompter during her speech spelled the word out phonetically.  When he heard the news, Bush was proud, saying that it's innovation like this that makes the terrorists hate us so much.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: president bush white house
Added: Fri, 12 Sep 2008

Police in Utah say actor Gary Coleman hit a fan with his truck outside a bowling alley after arguing with him over some snapshots. Thankfully the fight was broken up by Todd Bridges who was on break from the shoe rental desk.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: child actors
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

Ellen DeGeneres taped her first show as a married woman.  Viewers could tell she was married because not only did she wear a big ring, but she also mentioned never having to give oral sex anymore.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: portia
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

Eyeglass manufacturers are getting demands for the kind of designer specs that Sarah Palin wears.  And T.J. Maxx is getting demands for the kind of bags worn by Fred Thompson.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: republicans palin thompson
Added: Tue, 9 Sep 2008

Comedy Central announced that Stephen Colbert will shoot his DNA into space.  So will Jon Stewart, but his will probably land on Barack Obama's back.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: jon stewart comedy central nasa
Added: Tue, 9 Sep 2008

Many obese adolescents are now combatting liver disease.  The issue is expected to be addressed next year when fighting liver disease becomes a game on Nintendo Wii.   [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: video game
Added: Mon, 8 Sep 2008

Joe Biden said Sarah Palin has a lot of style and charisma, but no substance.  He made the remark after looking at his notes from eight months ago and writing the name "Sarah Palin" over "Barack Obama".  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: obama democrats
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008

American Airlines may cut 469 airport jobs by November.  Which means when you fly home for Thanksgiving, there will be 469 fewer people to not care about finding your lost bags.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: airlines faa
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008