We live in an era where retailers and celebrities shorten their names.  International House of Pancakes is now simply IHOP, Kentucky Fried Chicken is KFC, Jennifer Lopez is J Lo and Brittany's ex is K Fed.   Walmart has decided to be both trendy and improve their horrible image by renaming themselves IHOC.  That stands for International House of Crappy-Merchandise. [more]

Author: Chuck McCoy
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006

Where can a nasty, crotchety, and somewhat sadistic former Secretary of Defense turn to for a career change?   Donald Rumsfeld has found the perfect new career.  Starting tomorrow, he will be employed as a greeter at Walmart [more]

Author: Chuck McCoy
Category: News
Keywords: donald rumsfeld rumsfeld walmart secretary defense
Added: Mon, 13 Nov 2006

As you know, in many areas of the country this week, voters approved referendums banning Same Sex marriages.  Of course, our nation is one of many sub-cultures.   Different areas have different values....  For instance, this past tuesday in San Francisco, voters aproved a referendum banning Opposite Sex Marriages. [more]

Author: Chuck McCoy
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Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006

While the minority of citizens who actually voted tuesday may have turned to CNN, FOX and the regular networks for election night coverage, empty headed mall rats that night were glued to the V Channel(Vacuous Lifestyle Channel) for wall to wall coverage of the Brittany Spears Divorce.  V Channel conducted their own exit polls at parking lots of suburban malls across America.  By a 10-1 margin, young mall rats said the divorce filings would not effect their decision to not vote, not register to vote and remain as ignorant of current affairs as possible. [more]

Author: Chuck McCoy
Category: News
Keywords: election elections election night election night coverage
Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006