Phil Mazo Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/PhilMazo http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/users/m/philmazo.jpg Phil Mazo http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/PhilMazo The latest jokes from Phil Mazo courtesy of DailyComedy.com Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Robin Williams divorce]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12349 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12349/#comment Entertainment

On a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres show, Robin Williams said that he and his estranged wife are proceeding with their divorce in a civil manner. The couple has three children – Zelda, 18, Cody, 16, and Robin, 56. [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: robin williams ellen degeneres phil mazo divorce
Added: Wed, 7 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12349 Wed, 7 May 2008 22:00:00 -0700 robin williams ellen degeneres phil mazo divorce Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson engaged]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12350 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12350/#comment Entertainment

Ashlee Simpson showed off her engagement ring on the Paul O'Grady British chat show. Made of a non-conflict diamond, the ring should pose a stunning contrast to her marriage. [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: ashlee simpson engaged phil mazo diamond
Added: Tue, 6 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12350 Tue, 6 May 2008 22:21:39 -0700 ashlee simpson engaged phil mazo diamond Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Country music singer passes G.E.D. exam]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12341 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12341/#comment Entertainment

34-year-old country music singer Gretchen Wilson, who dropped out of high school in ninth grade, passed her G.E.D. exam in April, telling reporters that she doesn't want her 7-year-old daughter "to think you can be this successful without an education." Having now passed the G.E.D. exam, her next step is to get an education. [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: country music singer gretchen wilson ged exam mazo
Added: Tue, 6 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12341 Tue, 6 May 2008 14:09:37 -0700 country music singer gretchen wilson ged exam mazo Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Yoko fights for footage]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12317 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12317/#comment News

Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her. [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: News
Keywords: yoko ono copyright john lennon footage
Added: Fri, 2 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12317 Fri, 2 May 2008 23:24:04 -0700 yoko ono copyright john lennon footage Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Rob Lowe's nanny harassed.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12316 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12316/#comment News

A former nanny filed a sexual harassment suit against Rob Lowe's wife, alleging that she made repeated crude comments about her boyfriend's genitals - referring to them as "The Outsiders." [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: News
Keywords: robe lowe nanny sexual harrassment
Added: Fri, 2 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12316 Fri, 2 May 2008 23:22:10 -0700 robe lowe nanny sexual harrassment Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Barbara Walters ashamed of retarded sister]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12315 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12315/#comment News

Discussing her new memoir, "Audition," on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Barbara Walters admitted to sometimes feeling embarrassed by her mentally retarded sister, saying: "She stuttered tewwibly." [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: News
Keywords: barbara walters
Added: Fri, 2 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12315 Fri, 2 May 2008 23:18:40 -0700 barbara walters Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Israeli Spa Offers Snake Massage]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5225 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5225/#comment News

An Israeli health and beauty spa has introduced snake massage, during which clients must overcome their fears to allow six snakes to slither a path across their aching muscles and stiff joints.In a similar move, Israeli hospitals are now offering circumcisions performed by Palestinians. [more]


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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5225 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:17:57 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Face-Off, Part II]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5224 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5224/#comment News

Last month, an ethics panel approved a London hospital's plan to carry out what could be the world's first full-face transplant.Experts agree that this decision stands as a landmark in the life of Greta Van Susteren.  [more]


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Added: Tue, 28 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5224 Tue, 28 Nov 2006 15:25:52 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[The Racist Seinfeld]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5223 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5223/#comment News

Jerry and George convince Kramer to take part in their racist show.  [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: News
Keywords: cosmo costanza george jerry kramer michael richards seinfeld elaine benes
Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5223 Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:49:49 -0700 cosmo,costanza,george,jerry,kramer,michael,richards,seinfeld,elaine,benes Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Palestinians form human shield]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5222 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5222/#comment News

Palestinians served as human shields in a new tactic to guard the homes of two top militants, forcing Israel to call off missile hits on the buildings.In an effort to make their own attacks more successful, Palestinian officials recommended Israel use a similar defense tactic. [more]


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Added: Mon, 20 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5222 Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:02:50 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Terrorists Use Comedy to Recruit]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5221 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5221/#comment News

Researchers in Singapore say terrorists have begun to post comedy and Top 10 lists on the internet to draw in young recruits. Samples include:- “Knock-knock.”“Who’s there?”“Praise.”“Praise who?”“Allah.” - A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and we blow them up. - If you have breasts and I can see your face, you might be an American woman. - How many Israelis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero – there’s no such thing as an Israeli.- Why did the American cross the road? To get away from the twin towers. [more]


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Added: Thu, 16 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5221 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:35:54 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Panda Porn]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5220 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5220/#comment News

A Thai zoo is showing a pair of young giant pandas the equivalent of animal porn videos to teach them how to mate, an official said Tuesday.However, the pandas are still having difficulty reproducing, since the male keeps ejaculating on the female's face. [more]


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Added: Thu, 16 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5220 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:39:55 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Clooney Sexiest Man Alive]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5219 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5219/#comment News

People magazine picked George Clooney as the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time ever.Asked what he finds attractive, he said, "Sense of humor is No. 1 for me."He added, "I find a great set of tits hilarious, by the way." [more]


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Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5219 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:52:05 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Town gives women equal footing on road signs]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5218 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5218/#comment Sports

MADRID - A Spanish town council has vowed to banish sexism from street signage by demanding half of all road signs and traffic lights show female figures with skirts and ponytails. It also promises to banish racism from signs by including black figures with Afros and basketballs.  [more]


Author: Phil Mazo
Category: Sports
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Added: Mon, 13 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5218 Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:53:08 -0700 Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo <![CDATA[Eunuchs to collect taxes in India]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5217 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5217/#comment News

20 eunuchs were hired by the impoverished city of Patna to collect taxes, because they are believed to be stubborn and not take no for an answer.Although, they are relatively flexible when it comes to genitalia removal. [more]


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Added: Thu, 9 Nov 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/5217 Thu, 9 Nov 2006 15:52:39 -0700 Phil Mazo