Obama/Jackson in 2008! [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama jesse jackson election president
Added: Mon, 28 Jul 2008

This teaches us a valuable lesson.

Never do an 8-ball with a cat. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: comedy joke funny panda cat animal zoo cute
Added: Fri, 18 Jul 2008

I've got an aunt who's almost 100 years old and she's still a virgin because she's not married.

I could show her to teenagers to protest the abstinence movement.

Condoms and abortion don't seem so bad compared to having an antique hymen. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Weird
Keywords: old people women woman lady sex comedy joke funny
Added: Tue, 15 Jul 2008

i'm voting for barack obama. i dont know anything about his policies but i like black people more than i like old people. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Political
Keywords: comedy obama funny joke mccain election pres
Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008

The end of that sentence is "naked on the internet in 20 years." [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: music spears television scandal tabloid comed
Added: Wed, 9 Jul 2008

Suicide.

It's the new botox. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: fashion culture city age old young comedy f
Added: Wed, 9 Jul 2008

Iraqis are now free to "pimp out" their sports cars after the fall of Saddam Hussein.

Coming in 2009:

3 Fast 3 Furious: Wizzacky Iraqis [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: saddam hussein iraq war bush middle east come
Added: Tue, 8 Jul 2008

Baby boy is ashamed son of Matthew McConaughey [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: movies tv television comedy joke funny baby
Added: Tue, 8 Jul 2008

"John McCain ... has proven that he has been wrong about every judgment he's made about the war. Wrong about the Iraqis paying for the reconstruction, wrong about whether or not the oil would pay for it, wrong about Sunni and Shia violence through the years, wrong about the willingness of the Iraqis to stand up for themselves,"

adding:

"but his taste in drapes is impeccable. McCain in 2008!" [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Political
Keywords: mccain election president john kerry politics
Added: Mon, 7 Jul 2008

Her counting skills seem off.

Christmas album in september.

Tells us to wipe with just one piece of toilet paper.

What's next a boyfriend with one testi....wait. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sheryl crow music television mtv comedy joke
Added: Mon, 7 Jul 2008

A new tablet from Biblical times has been discovered which throws much of Christianity into doubt.

What does it say?:

"Jezus wuz heer but me no have powurs."

Scientists are speculating that not only was Jesus only human, but that he was midly retarded. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: jesus christianity religion science history c
Added: Sat, 5 Jul 2008

Sites precedent with the case of the people vs. Fred Sanford. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: television tv comedy joke funny black nick
Added: Fri, 4 Jul 2008

I hate those hipsters who wear Che Guevarra t-shirts and don't even know who he really is.

I wanna get a shirt with an equally obscure political figure, William Howard Taft.

I'll go up to one of these guys and when he says "why's that guy on your shirt?" i'll say "you first." [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Weird
Keywords: che guevarra history politics clothes comedy
Added: Fri, 4 Jul 2008

Rumor has it JK Rowling is writing a Harry Potter prequel.

That's the last thing we need:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Jar Jar Binks. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: star wars comedy joke funny harry potter jk r
Added: Fri, 4 Jul 2008

Former Senator Jesse Helms died recently on the 4th of July.

Maybe God actually does love America. [more]

Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Political
Keywords: america death carolina joke funny senate con
Added: Fri, 4 Jul 2008