October 29 - November 4

"Are you North Korean? North Koreans are responsible for all the wars in this world."

- South Korean-born actor Daniel Dae Kim, upon being arrested for DUI. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007

October 22 - October 28

"I don't have a Chinaman's chance of talking my way out of this one."

- Scientist James D. Watson, in the wake of the media firestorm surrounding his comments about race and IQ. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007

October 15 - October 21

"I guess if they just stop wearing those ridiculous beanies, that's good enough."

- Ann Coulter, back-pedaling from her recent comment that Jews should become Christians to perfect themselves. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 15 Oct 2007

October 8 - October 14

"Marion Jones Landis. Yeah, I like the way that sounds."

- Disgraced olympian Marion Jones, daydreaming about her future husband. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 8 Oct 2007

October 1 - October 7

"What up Gook!"

Korean leader Kim Jong-il, greeting his South Korean counterpart Roh Moo-hyun at their historic summit meeting in Pyongyang. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Political
Keywords: quot;kim jong-ilquot; roh moo-hyunquot;
Added: Mon, 1 Oct 2007

September 24 - September 30

"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen 'Good Luck Chuck'".

- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Political
Keywords: ahmadinejad
Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007

September 17 - September 23

"Don't give me no 'buts,' I said call Johnnie Cochran!"

- O.J. Simpson, to an associate after his recent arrest for burglary. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007

September 10 - September 16

"That's right. I am the original 'Superbad.'

- Osama Bin Laden, during latest video. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007

September 3 - September 9

"I regret to announce that I will be resigning effective September 30, Truman Capote's birthday."

Allegedly not gay senator Larry Craig. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Political
Keywords: quot;larry craigquot; quot;truman capotequot;
Added: Mon, 3 Sep 2007

August 27 - September 2

"Of providing great entertainment while giving animals a healthy outlet for their aggression, yes I guess I am guilty."

Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, entering plea in federal dogfighting case. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Sports
Keywords: quot;michael vickquot; dogfighting
Added: Mon, 27 Aug 2007

August 20 - August 26

- "Tell the servants goodbye, and that they will not be paid for this week."

Last words of Leona Helmsley, who died Monday at the age of 87. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: quot;leona helmsleyquot;
Added: Mon, 20 Aug 2007

August 13 - August 19

"I rate the experience somewhere between grading papers and sex with a student."

- Barbara Morgan, first teacher in space. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 13 Aug 2007

August 6 - August 12

"Now maybe my parents will stop bugging me about law school."

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez, after hitting his 500th major league home run. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: quot;alex rogriguezquot;
Added: Mon, 6 Aug 2007

July 30 - August 5

"Please, I've had blackouts longer than that."

- Nicole Richie, after being sentenced to 4 days for DUI. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: quot;nicole richiequot;
Added: Mon, 30 Jul 2007

July 23 - July 29

"I think it's clear what happened. Looking up womens' skirts all day, the street had an orgasm."

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, on the steam explosion in Midtown Manhattan. [more]

Author: Dan Naturman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Sun, 22 Jul 2007