paris hilton has cancelled plans to have a boob job after her doctor said it was unnecessary because she already is one.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: paris hilton boob doctor
Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008

...a 450 lb pumpkin was stolen from a display in the grower's front yard...suspects include the man's neighbor, a college fraternity, and marie callendar. [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: pumpkins halloween crime marie callendar
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

...halle berry has been named "sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine, People magazine, and my right hand.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: halle berry sexy woman
Added: Wed, 8 Oct 2008

...paris hilton has announced that she is going to record a tribute album...after much thought, she has decided to sing the songs of the artist who best fits her talent....recording to begin soon on the marcel marceau songbook.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: paris hilton cd music marcel marceau tribute
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

...the nevada prison menu will be getting healthier with the addition of freshly squeezed juice.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: oj simpson prison health
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

...congressional approval rating is at an all time low of 9%....this means that the only people who think congress is doing well are in congress.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: congress politics
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

...with just a couple of drinks, heather locklear has improved her standing in hollywood community...she's just gone from an "A" list celeb to an "AA" list celeb...  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: heather locklear aa hollywood
Added: Fri, 3 Oct 2008

...vice presidential debate moderator gwen ifill, currently writing a book featuring barack obama, says she is capable of being totally unbiased about the debate.....she intends to treat both candidates equally, right before she declares joe biden the winner....  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: debate vice-president sarah palin joe biden moderator
Added: Thu, 2 Oct 2008

...lindsay lohan is reportedly interested in moving into the Dakota Apts...the tenant board agreed to let her move in....just as long as mark david chapman gets to be the doorman....  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: lindsay lohan dakota apts condos mark david chapman
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

....the financial crisis has reached nearly every part of society....i was at a strip club and i saw a guy tucking food stamps into a dancer's G-string.....  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: wall street finances food stamps strip clubs
Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008

...al gore has purchased a 100 ft long houseboat...he's been having trouble finding a place to anchor it, so he's going to leave it right where it is....in his pool  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: al gore houseboats
Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008

...a large cocaine shipment was found hidden in Lego toy sets...a spokesman for hasbro said it was all a mistake...the coke was supposed to be in the game Cocaland.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: cocaine toys lego
Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008

...ben & jerry's ice cream has abandoned plans to make ice cream from breast milk...a spokesman for ben & jerry's said it was "an udderly bad idea."  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: ice cream ben amp; jerrys breasts
Added: Thu, 25 Sep 2008

... former presidential candidate john edwards, at the time of a news leak of his affair, was being paid $35,000 to give a speech entitled "The American Dream"...since the affair, edwards is still being paid $35,000 per speech...the subject this time is "The American Wet Dream." [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: john edwards affairs speeches dreams politics
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

...hi, im wesley snipes for the Total Gym Workout System...ever since my buddy chuck norris told me about this, ive been working out on the Total Gym Workout System...now when i dont pay my taxes, i do it in the best shape of my life...it worked for me, and it can work for you...  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: wesley snipes workout taxes
Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008