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 X-Files star David Duchovny acknowledged in a statement that he is udergoing treatment for sex addiction.    As part of his treatment Duchovny said he is wearing  "the patch" on his penis.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: david duchovny sex addict
Added: Fri, 29 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13634 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:53:19 -0700 David Duchovny sex addict Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Obama Acceptance Speech]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13633 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13633/#comment Political

Barack Obama spoke in front of  84,000 people last night at Invesco Field  in Denver.   Afterwards, he fed the hungry crowd with five loaves of bread and two fish.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama speech
Added: Fri, 29 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13633 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:01:41 -0700 Barack Obama speech Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Historic Convention]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13632 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13632/#comment Political

Last night the Democrats concluded an historic convention.  For the first time Bill Clinton did not hit on a delegate.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: bill clinton democratic convention
Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13632 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:48:02 -0700 Bill Clinton Democratic Convention Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Lohan Lashes Out at Father]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13626 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13626/#comment Entertainment

 
Lindsay Lohan lashed out at father Michael by calling him a "public embarrassment" and a "bully" in a MySpace blog entry posted Thursday. "If you have something to say to me, say it to my face — that's what I have believed my whole life," Lohan wrote.
Lohan later apologized to her father face-to-face in a MySpace blog entry. 
  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: lindsay lohan
Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13626 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:31:36 -0700 Lindsay Lohan Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Study Reveals Growing Ear Hairs Can Improve Hearing]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13614 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13614/#comment News

I guess this means Andy Rooney has better hearing than most dogs.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: andy rooney hearing ear hairs
Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13614 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:00:16 -0700 Andy Rooney hearing ear hairs Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Rat Meat in High Demand in Cambodia]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13613 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13613/#comment Weird

In related news, Taco Bell has announced it will be opening a dozen new restaurants in Cambodia before year's end. . [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: taco bell rat meat
Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13613 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:44:52 -0700 Taco Bell rat meat Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Study Suggests Cows Know North]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13611 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13611/#comment Weird

A recent study suggests that cows may know which way is north.   Oh great, now we will have herds of Mexican cows crossing the border seeking a better life.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: mexican border cows
Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13611 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:32:42 -0700 Mexican border cows Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Kenny Rogers 50-year CD Released]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13598 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13598/#comment Entertainment

Kenny Rogers career retrospective, "Kenny Rogers: 50 Years" came out yesterday exclusively through Cracker Barrel restaurants.  Next week,  Dolly Parton will release her greatest hits CD, "Dolly Parton: 40 Years" exclusively through Hooters restaurants.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: kenny rogers dolly parton
Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13598 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:18:18 -0700 Kenny Rogers Dolly Parton Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Kucinich Gives Rousing Speech at Convention]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13595 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13595/#comment Political

Rep. Dennis Kucinich gave an electrifying speech last night at the Democratic convention.  It's a shame there was no interpreter present to translate Klingon.    [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: deomocratic convention kucinich
Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13595 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:37:17 -0700 Deomocratic Convention Kucinich Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Raccoon's Courthouse Crime Spree Ends With Capture]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13594 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13594/#comment Weird

A raccoon broke into an Atlanta courthouse and stole chocolate chip cookies, a sandwich, and a packet of  dried tomato soup before being captured.  Officials still can't explain how the raccoon got to Atlanta  from the top of Donald Trump's head in New York.. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: donald trump raccoon
Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13594 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:14:35 -0700 Donald Trump raccoon Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Britney Spears Will Not Perform on VMA's]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13593 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13593/#comment Entertainment

Britney Spears won't perform on this year's MTV Video Music Awards, according to her manager.  Since she lost custody of her kids, Britney has no one to drive her to the show. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: britney spears
Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13593 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:01:59 -0700 Britney Spears Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[McCartney Set to Perform in Israel]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13571 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13571/#comment Entertainment

 Sir Paul McCartney is set to perform in Israel next month.  In light of a recent bitter divorce that cost him nearly $50 million,  McCartney will probably be spending considerable time at the Wailing Wall. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: paul mccartney heather mills
Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13571 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:12:39 -0700 Paul McCartney Heather Mills Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[ZZ Top Gear Up for New Album]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13570 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13570/#comment Entertainment

Texas rock band ZZ Top is gearing up for a new album.   They will also release an expanded 25th anniversary "Eliminator (Collector's Edition)" on Tuesday.  I wouldn't say ZZ Top is getting long in the tooth, but guitarist Billy Gibbons once had a family of pterodactyls nesting in his beard.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: zz top
Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13570 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:13:41 -0700 ZZ Top Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[American Idol To Add Fourth Judge]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13569 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13569/#comment Entertainment

American Idol plans to add a fourth judge for its eighth season. Idol is also considering adding a fifth person to translate for Randy Jackson.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: american idol fourth judge
Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13569 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:52:25 -0700 American Idol fourth judge Gary B.
Gary B. <![CDATA[Madonna Turns 50]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13561 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13561/#comment Entertainment

  At age 50,  Madonna kicked off her international "Sticky and Sweet" tour Saturday night.  She wore the usual Madonna attire:  fishnets,  bondage-style outfits, and  a sequined adult diaper. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: madonna
Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13561 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:39:02 -0700 Madonna Gary B.