The LAPD have arrested an account manager, Sharon M. Walker, on charges of embezzling more than $725,000 from the accounts of Charlton Heston. When asked how he aquired the money, she said, "I took it from his cold dead hands".

(I know, I know... it's been done to death but it's still funny). [more]

Author: Jennifer Palumbo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: charlton heston money arrested embezzled cold dead
Added: Tue, 15 Apr 2008

Natalie Cole, in response to Amy Winehouse's multiple Grammy win, said that Ms. Winehouse shouldn't have won due to her recent struggle with drugs. "...you don't get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded." If the Grammy voters based their vote on what Ms. Cole’s logic and only gave awards to musicians who never did drugs, Pat Boone would have swept every category from 1955... and that ain’t right. [more]

Author: Jennifer Palumbo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: amy winehouse grammys music
Added: Wed, 13 Feb 2008

According to his last wishes, the world famous mime will be cremated, because he's been trapped in a box long enough. [more]

Author: Jennifer Palumbo
Category: News
Keywords: jenn palumbo comedienne
Added: Mon, 24 Sep 2007

Did you hear? OJ Simpson said he will not rest until the real robbers are caught! [more]

Author: Jennifer Palumbo
Category: News
Keywords: jenn jennifer palumbo oj simpson news topical humor satire
Added: Fri, 14 Sep 2007