Brett Favre announced his retire from the Minnesota Vikings and revealed his "post-football" plans.

Rather than returning to Mississippi as everyone expected, he surprised everyone by saying that he intends to stay in Minnesota and open a bakery with former Viking teammate, Adrian Peterson. Their specialty item will be ...turnovers!

A 13-year-old quarterback has signed a letter of intent with USC. He would have made a statement, but his voice kept cracking.

UFC is releasing a new video game, thrilling all the UFC fans who are in good enough shape to only play video games.

The Who sang "Who Are You"  at halftime.  Come to think of it that's a question a lot of people their age ask .... who are you,,,,, who am I? 

Marcus Camby said he wants to stay with the Los Angeles Clippers. It's nice to hear somebody does.

Terrell Owens promised he will change his name to Ochouno if he leaves Buffalo to sign with Cincinnati. And change it back once he's gone by the Pro Bowl.

Olympic organizers are concerned by the unseasonably warm weather in Vancouver. But they're looking forward to the new downhill waterskiing event.

The NCAA is requiring that the Florida State football team vacate 12 wins for cheating.  Despite their urgent pleas, none of the victories are being transferred to the New Jersey Nets.

People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."

Tiger Woods was released from sex addiction rehab this week, so now he’s back to just putting his balls in 18 holes.