Sarah Palin has taken to her Facebook page to demand that President Obama fire his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel for referring to a plan that would attack Democrats who are opposed to health care legislation as "f----ing retarded".  Palin says Emanuel's remark was disparaging to the disabled.  She went on to say that Emanuel could have more properly and sensitively emphasized his point by saying that the plan was "fucking mentally challenged."

President Obama has called for a bipartisan healthcare summit. Democrats are expected to give into some Republican demands, which Republicans are expected to suddenly oppose. 

The FBI is reviewing a John Edwards sex tape that was turned over by a former Edwards aide this week. Authorities are hoping to gleam from the tape whether or not the former Presidential candidate is a two pump chump. 

.......on HealthCare Reform.  However going forward, he will call it HealthCouldCareLess Reform to appease the Republican Party.

I wanted to wish everyone a happy Black History Month.

Black History Month...or, as the Republicans call it...February.

This week, the Dow actually dropped below 10,000 points again. And the Democrats dropped below 10,000 supporters. 

A Blizzard paralyzes Washington, DC with more snow on the way.  230,000 Federal  employees can't make it to work....AND NO ONE NOTICED.  Now THAT'S a real snow job!

In fact, she had attendees reading out of the palm of her hand.   

President Obama has called for a bipartisan summit to discuss healthcare. While little is known about the format, it is assumed that beer will be served. 

Republican Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley in a major upset in Massachusetts. While Coakley is pro-choice, anti-war, and supports health care reform, Brown has a cool truck and we’ve already seen his penis.

Because he only fucks up.