Relax folks......This is a song of mine played over the radio. I am a loveable trainwreck I know. Some people use Match.com. Others use EHarmony. I say screw that. I use the methadone clinic.  

Twitter is like dementia what you say is soon forgotten life is a series of forgetful moments twitter folks have short attention spans lol

gigglehead on twitter in bottom photo                                                                                                                                                         

Take the word love out of all languages we wouldn't need a God or psychiatrists we would be left with an unknown feeling interesting eh? 

Spending our whole lives as phoney's then we have a spiritual awakening that turn's us into phoney’s with spirit The truth is in knowing the diiference!   

My popularity has gone up from -5 to 0 that’s progress that means I’m half way up the garbage heap that’s without even trying imagine that!!  

If you spend 1/2 your life without any human influence then the balance with! You will soon dislike the second half of your life you think?  

Nothing pisses me off more then watching dead people still doing commercials! Doesn't that void the warranty limit? Mr Roger's Mr. Dress up will never get any older. My worst fear is when my grandson ask to go see them live.   

A new 12-step program needed for text message addiction cell phone Internet twitter the age of electronics has created a monsters ball.  

What a shame we have aloud a progressive dumbing down in language, social skills, manners, common sense, knuckle dragging monkeys with pants. Hey these are my grand children!! 

40000 word vocabulary used to communicate, however kids today use 8000 no wonder my grand kids don't understand me when I speak!