In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I give Amy Winehouse a few tips on how to quit smoking
-- I show George Takei and Ellen DeGeneres how they can fight for gay marriage
-- I reach out to Cher after she cancels shows for health reasons

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 7" (MP3, 5:21, 2.4 MB)

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Relax folks......This is a song of mine played over the radio. I am a loveable trainwreck I know. Some people use Match.com. Others use EHarmony. I say screw that. I use the methadone clinic.  

In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

— I give Jennifer Aniston tips for fighting pregnancy rumors
— I advise Lindsay Lohan after she describes Barack Obama as "our first colored president"
— I advise Kate Winslet about her anti-fur stance

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 8" (MP3, 5:52, 2.7 MB)

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In this week's "Dear Star Savior":

— I reach out to Madonna after a court stops her from adopting a child

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, contact me here at StarSavior.com, where you can read “Dear Star Savior” and listen to previous episodes.

Download “Dear Star Savior: Episode 9″ (MP3, 4:27, 6.1 MB)

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This is what you get when you mix a Michael Schenker riff with the drumbeat from the Breakfast Club theme and a bunch of guys on bad acid.

I lost my MP3 player yesterday. It feels like losing a child that played amazing covers. 

In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I advise comedian Sandra Bernhard, who lost work because of a rape joke involving Sarah Palin

-- I give Heather Locklear driving tips after her DUI arrest

-- I reach out to Britney Spears after hearing rumors of a sex tape

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 4" (MP3, 6:49, 3.2 MB)

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In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I advise Madonna after she announces that she's getting a divorce
-- I reach out to former “Soul Train” host Don Cornelius after his arrest for suspected domestic violence
-- I advise Angelina Jolie after she buys her 7-year-old son a set of knives

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 6" (MP3, 5:47, 2.6 MB)

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Produced by my friends at Giant Gnome Productions.  I play the part of Frankenstein's monster.  HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you!