The Kansas City Chiefs have suspended Larry Johnson for one game. Which he thinks is totally gay.
 

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.  

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents.

Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires. 

Raiders owner Al Davis finally confronted Tom Cable about his violent past. We're expecting Davis to recover any day now.

The 1-4 Sacramento Kings signed forward Ime Udoka. They should be 2-9 in no time.

The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season. 

What's the difference between Goodyear tires and the Oakland Raiders? Normally, Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.

The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?" 

Isiah Thomas lost his coaching debut at Florida International. So we don't have anything new to report.

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder told reporters that the team is letting everybody down. Except, of course, Nationals fans.