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Alex Fossella
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Jesse Helms dies at 86 on 4th of July

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jul 4, 2008
Category: Political  

Former Senator Jesse Helms died recently on the 4th of July.

Maybe God actually does love America.

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Greg Manuel
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Obama and Bill Clinton End Mutual Silent Treatment

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

I like to think it went a little something like this:

BARACK OBAMA: Dude, that wife of yours -

BILL CLINTON: I know, son...I know.

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bix brillo
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hereeeeees georgie

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

...nbc has reportedly offered george bush a job when he leaves office...they are hoping he will accept a position as game show host....the show is "Is The President Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

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Steve Knowles
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Obama to expand Bush's faith based programs

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  

It's only natural, since Obama is relying so heavily on voter's faith that he is qualified to be president.

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Kevin Fitzgerald
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Bob Barr Says He's No Nader

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  

Unelectable at any speed.

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Kevin Fitzgerald
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Military Dealing With High Gas Prices

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  

Is this the first unprofitable war in history?
If Exxon is reading, I wasn't asking you.

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Alex Fossella
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Izzard Fancies Hillary

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2008
Category: Political  

In his recent stand-up comedy tour, transvestite comedian Eddie Izzard said he'd love to see Hillary Clinton as the vice president.

Why? They're both dudes who wear dresses.

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Scot Marinick
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U.S. Alarmed Over Rise In Taliban Attacks

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: Political  

Taliban alarms may be purchased at any Wal-Mart store.

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Derrick Davis
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Another think tank gone wrong

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: Political  

President R. Mugabe of Zimbabwe, who has become as annoying an international presence as Jean Bertrand Aristide says he is open to talks. This is good news for African politics. But it's bad news for the Zimbabwean people; since this could be another promise unkept. The international community, however, is watching with a view to intervention, bad for Mugabe because, now he could lose his dayhood also.

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Scott Cleveland
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barackobama.com

By: Scott Cleveland (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.

But I say he lucked out.

Because a lot of websites are already locked up.

Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.


What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?

it could happen…

Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?

“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?”

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Keith Alberstadt
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Email Etiquette

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

The U.S. District Court ruled that the White House is not required to turn over records of possibly missing emails. They are, however, required to stop using a sideways smiley face in emails about gas prices.

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Videos of Interest
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Barack Obama vs. Hillary Clinton - Dana Carvey

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Jun 12, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Dana Carvey performing stand-up from his new special "Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies"--catch this special when it premieres on Saturday, June 14th at 10 p.m.--only on HBO!

Obama vs. Hillary - Dana Carvey

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Julia Gorin
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Video Gives Glimpse Inside Minds of Obama Voters

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jun 12, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!


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Charlie Ballard
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East Indians

By: Charlie Ballard (C)
Submitted: Jun 12, 2008
Category: Political  

I recently met my first East Indian Sikh. They're a lot different from the rest of the East Indian population. They eat meat, they swear, they're fun to be around... Basically if there were a trailor park community in India, that would be them.

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Videos of Interest
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Top Ten questions Barack Obama running mate ap

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: Jun 10, 2008
Category: Political  

Top Ten questions on the Barack Obama running mate application from The Late Show with David Letterman.



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