In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I give Amy Winehouse a few tips on how to quit smoking
-- I show George Takei and Ellen DeGeneres how they can fight for gay marriage
-- I reach out to Cher after she cancels shows for health reasons

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

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In this week's "Dear Star Savior":

-- I show actor Ryan O'Neal the bright side of being arrested for possession of methamphetamine

-- I help actor Gary Coleman see an opportunity in being sued for attacking a fan

-- I reach out toLindsay Lohan after she is seen punching a photographer

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me here or through StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

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Relax folks......This is a song of mine played over the radio. I am a loveable trainwreck I know. Some people use Match.com. Others use EHarmony. I say screw that. I use the methadone clinic.  

In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

— I give Jennifer Aniston tips for fighting pregnancy rumors
— I advise Lindsay Lohan after she describes Barack Obama as "our first colored president"
— I advise Kate Winslet about her anti-fur stance

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 8" (MP3, 5:52, 2.7 MB)

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"How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because zombies are too big to fit in a light bulb. And zombies aren't interested in sex - just brains." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin talks about how spree killers can become more popular, the sixties, health care, Super Nanny, social media, Levi Johnston and the economy November 13 at Artspace's Comedy Night in Richmond, Virginia. MC is Camille Bird.

In this week's "Dear Star Savior":

— I reach out to Madonna after a court stops her from adopting a child

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In this week's "Dear Star Savior":

-- I show Clay Aiken a downside of his announcement that he’s gay
-- I advise Kanye West after his arrest for attacking a photographer
-- I ask Nicole Kidman about the roots of her latest pregnancy

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In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I advise Madonna after she announces that she's getting a divorce
-- I reach out to former “Soul Train” host Don Cornelius after his arrest for suspected domestic violence
-- I advise Angelina Jolie after she buys her 7-year-old son a set of knives

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 6" (MP3, 5:47, 2.6 MB)

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In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I advise comedian Sandra Bernhard, who lost work because of a rape joke involving Sarah Palin

-- I give Heather Locklear driving tips after her DUI arrest

-- I reach out to Britney Spears after hearing rumors of a sex tape

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 4" (MP3, 6:49, 3.2 MB)

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