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Taking care of business

By: giovanni diviacchi (C)
Submitted: May 13, 2008

Actor Dennis Farina was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport for carrying a loaded gun on his way to board a plane to Chicago. Said a spokesman for the actor, "Hey, it's not like he was going to meet someone who owed him alot of money on some deserted street corner in Chicago. I mean, accidents like this happen, you know, like when you meet someone who owes you alot of money on a deserted street corner in Chicago to show him a gun you just purchased, and the gun accidently goes off, seriously wounding the person who happens to owe you alot of money. I mean, it's not like that type of accident."

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Jerry Wolski
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27 Dresses

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: May 13, 2008

Former Baywatch star Carmen Electra is engaged to musician Rob Patterson. No date has been set, but ex-husband Dennis Rodman has already agreed to be "maid of honor."

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SNL: Sopranos

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2008
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Paris Hilton-Late Show w/David Letterman 5/8 Pt 1

By: Videos of Interest (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2008
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Paris Hilton returns yet again to the Late Show with David Letterman complete with champagne in a can and clip-on wigs.


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Ricardo Aleman
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No Nipples, No Problem

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2008
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No Nipples, No ProblemVia People.com

Stars like Jennifer Hudson, Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon all stripped down for Allure's annual portfolio of naked stars.

Editor in Chief Linda Wells counts on photoshop to keep the pictures strictly PG-13 though. "Because we want to be on the newsstand, we have to be careful about the raciness," Wells explained. "So we've removed nipples. Mariska Hargitay was rather surprised when she suddenly had no nipples."

So no nipples makes everything ok for the kids... I guess that's why Barbie never had nipples. And now that I think of it, they're right. Barbie never really did anything for me, and I have to say it's because of the lack of nipples. Without nipples, she's just a nice amercan church going gal with good values, and kids can learn from that.

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amy winehouse busted

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2008
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...singer amy winehouse has been arrested again on drug charges...that completes her first "frequent arrest card"....her next bust will be on the house.

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Robin Williams divorce

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
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On a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres show, Robin Williams said that he and his estranged wife are proceeding with their divorce in a civil manner. The couple has three children – Zelda, 18, Cody, 16, and Robin, 56.

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Average horoscope

By: Cara Tramontano (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
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Phrases never seen in a horoscope: you are average. There will be no adventures in your life. You are so boring you may never leave the house. You are best suited for janitorial work.

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Ashlee Simpson engaged

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2008

Ashlee Simpson showed off her engagement ring on the Paul O'Grady British chat show. Made of a non-conflict diamond, the ring should pose a stunning contrast to her marriage.

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How come "The Hulk's" pants never tore off?

By: Alan Kaye (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2008

As a kid I used to watch "The Incredible Hulk," with Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno, & always wondered... how come his pants never tore off?

He'd get mad & his Shirt would tear off, his Shoes would split-in-half... but his Pants always stayed on~

2 explanations:

#1) They must've been made out of industrial strength spandex.... & thank god for that! Cause I can hardly bend over without my pants splitting... & trust me... no one wants to see that!

or

#2) He suffered from 'Roid Rage." The steroids shrunk his shroder to the size of a cocktail frank! Which is probably why no episodes ever took place is San Francisco...he didn't wanna dissappoint his fans there!

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In a related story: Lou Ferrigno, the former Hulk, recently a new caree as a Los Angelos Sherrif's Deputy (absolutely true).

Could you imagine if he was a Cop 15 years ago? That would've given that Rodney King beating video a whole new spin!

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