India hopes the children who assemble the computers can now afford them.  

Just further evidence to prove my point: That women can't drive.

15 year old Pro Golfer Alexis Thompson won't be allowed to play in one of the LPGA Tour's biggest events.  Apparently pro golf is okay with being associated with skanky cocktail waitresses, but they draw the line at underage girls.

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 According to a study, the psychological profile of iPad owners are summed up as “selfish elites.” This, of course,  sounds better than  more commonly used---“pretentious douchebags".

Counting trips to Iraq and Afghanistan, this is the third war zone Obama has visited.  

Apparently, the Clintons decided to have a white wedding.   

Many of the Amish live simply and don't use modern conveniences like electricity--which explains why so many of them are flocking to Kentucky.  

One customer said that both Obama's sandwich and his speech were full of baloney.  

Australian archaeologists have documented the remains of ancient giant rats which were discovered in a remote East Timorese cave.  The rats are believed to be the ancestors of Mel Gibson. 

It’s not exactly official, but should also surprise no one: According to a new study the psychological profile of iPad owners can be summed up as “selfish elites” while have-not critics are “independent geeks.”

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The report was sent by iPad from a NY Times reporter, who requested a dash of nutmeg while sipping a latte at a SoHo Starbucks.

16 year old cheerleader Kealey Oliver was talking on the phone at the mall when she suddenly tackled a would-be shoplifter.  Afterwards she received a commendation from her town and was offered the starting defensive end position with the Detroit Lions.