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Mike Noner
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Aliens are among us

By: Mike Noner (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Aliens are among usFormer NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr. Edgar Mitchell — a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission — now claims that aliens exist. He said that aliens arrived at his house, cut his grass, and disappeared without a trace.

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rock a dry baby

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

...rocker pete wentz is excited about his new baby, and is trying to bond with it...he talks to it, reads to it, and occasionally wets his own diaper.

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Scientists Discover Complete Dinosaur Fossil

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Yahoo! News on Thursday:

Japanese and Mongolian scientists have successfully recovered the complete skeleton of a 70-million-year-old young dinosaur, a nature museum announced Thursday.


And here is President Bush meeting with the prehistoric creature:



After all, dinosaurs are what oil comes from.

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Beth Schumann
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What does this say about America?

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Today I had to break up a fight between two UPS drivers.

More senseless Brown on Brown violence.

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Fifteen Players Ejected Following Brawl

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Jul 25, 2008
Category: Sports  

DAYTON, Ohio - Fifteen players and both managers were ejected — and a fan was sent to the hospital — following a 10-minute, benches-clearing brawl in a Class-A minor league game between affiliates of the Cincinnati Reds and Chicago Cubs on Thursday night.

Fans went to watch baseball and a WNBA game broke out.

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CBS Can Show Boobs!

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

A federal appeals court has thrown out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. However, the network still might be sued for continually airing The New Adventures of Old Christine.

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Poor Voter Turnout

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Reports of a rally for Presidential candidate Ron Paul moving to a larger venue are mistaken. Organizers for the alternative gathering to the Republican National Convention say they are not moving to the Minneapolis Target Center, but rather The Mall of America, in the center of a Target.

see more at :www.jerrywolski.com

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Chapadrinkin.

By: Jay LaFarr (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent - the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead. Clearly, Ted Kennedy has never been to Rhode Island.

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Mike Noner
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Bad names for kids

By: Mike Noner (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Bad names for kidsA judge in New Zealand has blocked parents from giving their
children names that make a fool of the child and sets them
with a social disability and handicap. The judge blocked some
names including "Fish and Chips", "Yeah Detroit",
"Keenan Got Lucy" and "Britney Spears."

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Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
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Warrick Dunn Writes Book

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  

Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Warrick Dunn is working on his first book. Some day, he might read a second one, too.

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Favre May Have Used Team Cell

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  

Investigations are still underway about whether Brett Favre used a Packers-issued cell phone to contact the Vikings. Chances are he didn't, because Minnesota is a whole state away, and the Packers use Sprint.

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Baseball Fans Say No to Congress

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  

Most baseball fans are against Congress and the government getting involved in the league's steroid problems. But we're all okay having the Feds bail out the National League West.

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Milano Swears off Baseball

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  

Alyssa Milano says she's done dating baseball players. Because she ran out of them.

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Detroit Lion Must Go to Iraq

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 24, 2008
Category: Sports  

NFL draft pick Caleb Campbell will not get a chance to play for the Detroit Lions because of a change in military policy. The US Army felt Campbell would be safer in Iraq than in a war zone like Detroit.

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Minor Leaguer Suspended for Steroids

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Tampa Bay Ray farmhand Matthew Walker has been suspended 50 games after testing positive for an amphetamine. It became obvious something was wrong when the powdery white substance on the mound turned out to be his teeth. The minor league baseball player took the drugs to help stay awake while watching minor league baseball.

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