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Head Grows as Glaciers Shrink

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Nobel Peace Prize
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Head Grows as Glaciers Shrink

OSLO (Reuters) - Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and the U.N. climate panel won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their part in galvanizing international action against global warming before it "moves beyond man's control".

Asked about the honor, his wife Tipper said: “if only the size of his head were within man's control we’d be getting somewhere.”

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joe amadeus	Oct 12, 2007 Pure genius!

Julia Gorin	Oct 12, 2007 Great one! But regarding the apt photo: Please! I'm trying to eat!

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