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Robbing a Porno Store

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

A parolee faces charges of robbing a lingerie and adult novelties store after locking up a clerk with a pair of off-the-shelf handcuffs.

Unfortunately, the handcuffs were edible and the clerk ate his way out and called police.

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