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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

October 1 - October 7

"What up Gook!"

Korean leader Kim Jong-il, greeting his South Korean counterpart Roh Moo-hyun at their historic summit meeting in Pyongyang.

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MARK WIDENER

Oct 1, 2007
LET`S GET DRUNK AND SCREW.

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