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John Delery
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Lawn Order: Special Victims' Unit

By: John Delery (C)
Submitted: Sep 20, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Utah

42 Jokes

Utah police, desperate to reach their quota of WTF arrests, apprehended a 70-year-old Orem woman, and, after a struggle, charged her with “failing to maintain her landscaping.” Besides being an eyesore, authorities say a brown lawn violates Utah’s strictly enforced Whitest State West of Vermont edict.

“I’d of thought by now that homeowners around here woulda learned that brown lawns is as offensive as black skin,” said the arraignment judge, Klayton K. Klancy.

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