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Utah police, desperate to reach their quota of WTF arrests, apprehended a 70-year-old Orem woman, and, after a struggle, charged her with “failing to maintain her landscaping.” Besides being an eyesore, authorities say a brown lawn violates Utah’s strictly enforced Whitest State West of Vermont edict.
“I’d of thought by now that homeowners around here woulda learned that brown lawns is as offensive as black skin,” said the arraignment judge, Klayton K. Klancy.