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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2007
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September 17 - September 23

"Don't give me no 'buts,' I said call Johnnie Cochran!"

- O.J. Simpson, to an associate after his recent arrest for burglary.

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MARK WIDENER	Sep 17, 2007 HEY YOUR ACTING LIKE I KILLED SOMEBODY

Gregory B Dubno	Sep 17, 2007 good1

Red Head	Sep 17, 2007 Love It!

kimmy williams	Sep 17, 2007 Johnnie Cochran is DEAD!

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