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A murdering thief?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2007
Category: News

Former NFL star running back (and murderer) O.J. Simpson has been questioned as a possible suspect in an alleged theft at a hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, police spokesman said Friday. Simpson claims that he was conducting a sting operation to collect some of his own memorabilia.

In the room, police did find the items belonging to Simpson:

A Bloody Glove
A Bloody Knife
A Bloody football
A Bloody Heisman Trophy
A Bloody Jersey
A Bloody white diamond dress once belonging to Carol Channing and a pair of Bloody socks.

Simpson was adamant about having his name besmirched as a thief. "I hate being labeled a thief" stated Simpson.

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Jenny Tull	Sep 14, 2007 AHA HA HA !! This made me laugh out loud !! Very funny !!

Steve Stevens	Sep 15, 2007 Oh Man ! Now that is funny !!!!! Great stuff !!

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