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 "I need help!" --Angelina Jolie at 95 Pounds

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Angelina Jolie
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No, Girl. I need help. YOU need a milkshake.

But to help, I can show you how it's done--through my 12-step program,which can cure you within two weeks.

Breakfast 1: Mc’Donald’s bacon, egg & cheese
Breakfast 2: IHOP apple crepe
Mid-morning snack: Little Debbie’s brownies, 1 box
Lunch: Sonic burger w/fries & Oreo Fudge shake
Lunch 2: Cobb Salad, extra honey mustard dressing
Afternoon snack: Pringles Original + one can Planters cashews
Dinner 1: reuben, diet coke
Dinner 2: 2 Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas
Dinner 3: steak frite
Evening snack: cake w/skim milk
Midnight snack: burrito
Wake up at 3 a.m. for emergency Swiss rolls

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John Murphy
John Murphy
 Sep 13, 2007
lol...nice

Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull
 Sep 13, 2007
lol Funny.

marty thorn
marty thorn
 Sep 21, 2007
Hmmm, we seem to have the same dining habits!
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