USED SEX DOLL

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USED SEX DOLL

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Sep 12, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

I bought a used sex doll.

Its not that I'm cheap I just like a woman
with experience.

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Brenda Nelson

Good, quick appreciative laugh. Used to cheer up a friend; sort of like electro-laugh therapy.

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