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Rage With The Machine

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News

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Scientists at Georgia Tech have invented a robot musician that can play as well as a human being. The scientists boast the robot is a spitting image of a real-life rock musician right down to its heroin addiction, and its ability to get underage robot musician groupies pregnant and then skip town.

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