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california's 911 consistently jammed

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment

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Lindsay Lohan
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California’s 911 system is in trouble. They’re being swamped with multiple callers using cell phones to report the same accident.

So officials are now instructing people to designate just one person to call 911 when Lindsay crashes a car.

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Grace White

Sep 4, 2007
Oh, yeah.

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