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Quality Is A Relative Term

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2006
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In a first for Ford, the struggling automaker has hired a new CEO with no experience running a car company—former Boeing executive, Alan Mulally.

Analysts predict if Mulally’s tenure at Ford is anything like its cars, he’ll run fine for six months then break down repeatedly, and finally be replaced by someone foreign.

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