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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales,

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced on Monday that he has resigned from his position effective September 17th. When asked what he plans on doing after his resignation, Gonzales replied, "I don't recall ever resigning."

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Punchline Magazine

Aug 30, 2007
well done.

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