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hilton's labor day plans

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment

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Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time.

Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.

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