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A Phone Call to Mother
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Alex Fossella (C)
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Aug 29, 2007
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I called my mom yesterday and told her I ate a burrito from a new mexican place that was kinda nasty.
She said "you call me before you put anything new in your mouth."
I called her back 1/2 an hour later and said "Mom...black cock...yes or no?"
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Dave Houston
Aug 29, 2007
Dude. If you have to ask... Well done.
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