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Julia Gorin
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Allah. He's Just Not That Into You

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A report earlier this year cited 45 internet café bombings in Gaza since December 1, 2006:

About 45 Internet outlets have been bombed since Dec. 1, according to figures from Gaza’s Central Police Office...“This just shows how confused these fanatics are,” said [bombed Internet Cafe owner Alaa] Al-Shawa, 27. “Even they use the Internet to circulate their statements, but they think everyone else uses it for porno.”


Imagine: There you are, just minding your own business downloading bomb recipes and beheading videos--and boom! How is a person supposed to concentrate on becoming a jihadist with these constant disruptions?

And here was a Thursday news item from Gaza:

An explosion ripped through a car east of Gaza City late Thursday, witnesses said, and hospital officials said one person was killed and another was seriously wounded...Some blasts that do not involve the military are caused by explosive devices intended for use against Israel that go off prematurely.


With all these "premature" explosions that happen to terrorists on their way to blow up Jews, does it ever cross their minds that maybe Allah is just not that into them?

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Scot Marinick
Scot Marinick
Aug 27, 2007
Good point on the last paragraph.
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