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greece Declares Wildfire Emergency

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Aug 25, 2007
Category: News

Never use water to extinguish a Greece fire, it only makes it worse.

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Aug 25, 2007
I audibly tittered at this one!

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