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Stephon Marbury on Michael Vick

By: Gregory B Dubno (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2007
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

"You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport." - Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

So, the Knicks should have electrocuted and drowned Stephon Marbury three seasons ago?

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Ray Ellin	Aug 23, 2007 excellent

Julia Gorin	Aug 23, 2007 Thank you, thank you for this joke.

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