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Breaking News: Be in the studio audience for the next LateNet with Ray Ellin with Star Trek legend Leonard Nimoy and Oksana Baiul
at Gotham Comedy Club
Wednesday, July 23 at 7:00PM
Get tickets now! or Call (212) 352-3101.
 via cosmopolitan.com
"I had just moved into my boyfriend Graham's apartment, and I was really excited to be living with him. On our first night together, I decided to catch him off guard and cook dinner in the nude. When he got home from work, he was so turned on by seeing me naked that he carried me straight to the bedroom. A little while later, we were still going at it when I smelled smoke. I realized what was happening and ran straight to the kitchen where flames were shooting out of the oven. We immediately called the fire department and started splashing the flames with bowls of water while we were both still in the buff. Luckily, we put it out before the firemen arrived, but 'The Night Nichole Almost Burned Down My Apartment' has become one of Graham's favorite stories to retell." --Nichole, 29
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Smokey the Bear says, "Always think fire safety before bangin dat ho, kids! Next time, stay in the kitchen and do her from behind so she can continue stirring the sauce."
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smokey's a wise bear.... though i think 'smacky the frog' might have something to add as well.
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