By: Paul OddoFrom Topic: ParentsSometimes women will say, “You can tell how good a man is in bed by how good of a dancer he is.” I've always been offended by that because I can't dance at all, but that has very little to do with why I'm bad in bed. There are a lot of factors to consider; pressure to perform, personal insecurities, terrorism, O.J. is still running around and such.Anyhow, my reaction to that shallow expression is to develop one of my very own, which is this:“You can tell how good a woman's going to be in bed by how poorly she gets along with her father.”Did she just mention a forgotten birthday? Hang on to your hat buddy, she's humping for approval.
