The first big storm of the season is heading toward the US via Jamaica. Most Americans were not frightened until they heard the lunatic ravings of the storm, as it screamed: “We’re gonna take Texas, then we’re gonna take Ohio, and California, THEN THE WHITEHOUSE!!!” Though the most aggressively crazy and ambitious storm, most think it will probably die out after a tour of a few states, and then be completely forgotten, aside from a few pictures comparing it to a larger, darker, more virile future storm that travels faster and has a more sensible exit strategy for American troops in Iraq.
Or it might be replaced by the hurricane with really nice hair.
The first big storm of the season is heading toward the US via Jamaica. Most Americans were not frightened until they heard the lunatic ravings of the storm, as it screamed: “We’re gonna take Texas, then we’re gonna take Ohio, and California, THEN THE WHITEHOUSE!!!” Though the most aggressively crazy and ambitious storm, most think it will probably die out after a tour of a few states, and then be completely forgotten, aside from a few pictures comparing it to a larger, darker, more virile future storm that travels faster and has a more sensible exit strategy for American troops in Iraq. 
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