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Retiring to Mexico

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
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According to USA Today, many American seniors are retiring to Mexico due to its improved climate and lower cost of living. Seems like a fair trade to me. America gets the young laborers and Mexico gets our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. Nice.

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Punchline Magazine

Aug 16, 2007
well said.

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