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Soldier shoots himself

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News

A US soldier paid $500 for someone to shoot him in the leg so he would not have to return to Iraq. Too bad the Iraqi people don't have that option.

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Punchline Magazine

Aug 16, 2007
there should much more of this happening. i would take a bullet in the leg to not have to return to iraq as well. that dude's a smart guy and knows the value of a well-placed investment.

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