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Homegrown Terror

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News

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An NYPD study on homegrown terrorism concluded that "average citizens who band together and adopt radical ways pose a growing threat to American security." Forget al Qaeda. It's the Amish we gotta watch.

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