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No latex for clown

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2007
Category: Weird

A British clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn't use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex. Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions........the supermarket says they are willing to meet him halfway as he can still use the latex balloons but only on the condom isle.

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