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Blind man arrested twice for driving

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: News

An Estonian faces jail time after having been arrested twice for driving a car while drunk, in addition to being blind.

To save jail costs, police plan to lock him up at home and not tell him.

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Craig Sharf	Aug 14, 2007 Excellent

John Murphy	Aug 20, 2007 i think the end of this story is stevie wonder drove over to bail him out.

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