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By: Paul Oddo (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
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My brother said that he thinks Dane Cook's career is just an elaborate ploy to get laid.

I told him that almost everything anybody ever does is part of an elaborate ploy to get laid.

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Punchline Magazine

Aug 13, 2007
very true.

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