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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

August 13 - August 19

"I rate the experience somewhere between grading papers and sex with a student."

- Barbara Morgan, first teacher in space.

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Dave Houston	Aug 13, 2007 Emo Phillips went into space? That's awesome.

Punchline Magazine	Aug 13, 2007 nice.

Alan Schwartz	Aug 13, 2007 LOL at the joke, but LMAO at Dave Houston's comment.

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