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Beckham Advice

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Aug 10, 2007
Category: Sports

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Soccer star David Beckham recently visited with the New York Yankees. He reportedly told them, “Seriously, you can make millions of dollars and NOT play. It’s awesome.”

Editor's note: I just realized that Beckham actually did play last night....finally. But I'm still posting this joke, because I know all of you care deeply about soccer.

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Dave Houston	Aug 11, 2007 It's not Beckham's fault that he plays on a lousy team with an overrated star forward. coughlandon donovancough Well, actually, maybe it is. He did sign the contract. At least soccer doesn't have juiced-up mega-cephaloids breaking records.

Keith Alberstadt	Aug 12, 2007 Soccer has records??? However....point taken. I agree...other athletes are juiced.

Alan Schwartz	Aug 12, 2007 What's soccer?

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