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Big Softies

By: Paul Oddo (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

I feel sorry for gigantic gay guys because they have the spirit of a daffodil and the body of Shrek.

All they want is to be treated like they're dainty and fragile, but you look down at their feet in those Dolche Gabbana flip flops and think, "I couldn't stab through that hairy meat paddle with a god damned fireplace poker. Nobody's carrying you over any threshold, Master Blaster."

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Punchline Magazine

Aug 9, 2007
i'm not sure this is a joke but it made me laugh nonetheless

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