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Chris Rock Doesn't Need Maury's Help

By: Gerald Young (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2007
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A court ordered DNA test proved that Chris Rock is not the father of a 13 year old boy whose mom had tried to sue Rock earlier this year.

The test was unnecessary, though, because the boy was actually white and didn't drop "N-Bombs" every 5 words.

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